Switching Teams. Again.

Since age... oh, 12? I've continuously switched teams, if you catch my drift. hint hint nudge nudge.

While thoroughly maintaining an a-sexual attitude (yeah, I know, how boring. There are always exceptions.) I've declared and denounced my lesbianism a good 573489530 times. Yes, that was just a random number. It could be accurate though.

When in Florida, I'm definitely a lesbian. Well, when in Ocala anyways. The boys there don't do it for me. When in Orlando/Altamonte/any other FL city, totez a bisexual.

When in CT, I'm 99.9% straight but I can be persuaded, and when I'm persuaded we're totally going for the win. (Gooooooooal.)

But anyways, why am I talking about which way I swing?

Ellen Page. I'm slobbing all over my keyboard, good God man.



So I definitely got the most lesbian picture of her. But she's so... GOOD GOD, MAN.

I haven't seen Juno. I did see X-Men 2 though (hxc comic-book-to-movie fan, right here). And I also saw Miss Page hosting SNL tonight. I died. Especially when she did the sketch in which she described going to a Melissa Etheridge concert and blah blah and LESBIAN. Yeah, you totally had to see it. But I legit died. Then came back to type this. I'll post the video if it's ever up. But man, Miss Page, come be my lesbian lover. She's so damn hot.

And now that I think about, I was watching some good old Girlfriends today, which is totally not a gay show. But quick recap, kids at Maya's son's school were saying Lynn and Maya were lesbians because they lived together. Um, do you know that I love Lynn (aka Persia White)? She is also hot. Am I right or am I RIGHT?

Today is just my gay day.