Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment

I'm starting to think I'm cursed. Actually, I am pretty sure I am cursed. And doomed. Oh sob, oh cry.

Several things have led me to this conclusion. The most recent would be my a-sexuality. Well, my semi-A-sexuality and my horrible social skills. All of that is coming back to haunt me. There is this really cute guy who could maybe have a crush on me but my lack of social ability will completely slaughter any chance I have with him. There's been a number a guys who have been interested in me. One guy told me I was hot. That's once in a blue moon people, I need to take what I can get but instead I just smiled and kind of ignored it.

UGH. What is WRONG with me? These are good people here. Especially this recent boy. If he is actually into me, he must be the hottest boy who has ever been into me. I call for shock treatment. IMMEDIATELY.