Life's a Baby

You know how on facebook and myspace you can change your status? This is what I want to put: "Bri is facepalm, facepalm, FACEPALM."

While at the DMV today, a young girl was waiting with her baby. Everyone knows a baby does not do well in the DMV. We were standing in line for nearly two hours. This girl was very young- maybe 19, 20-something. Maybe younger, I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure she said something about getting pregnant young. This girl's baby was dumping chips on the floor, screaming, kicking her shoes off... the girl then had a stranger try to put her baby's shoe back on. I felt really bad for this girl. Maybe that's just me... I don't know.

I then proceeded to feel bad for my friend. She's seventeen and about to have a baby. Not going to lie, she used to be really immature, and out of control and sometimes, a REALLY BAD friend. But I still loved her. I think she'll make a great mother. But then I saw that her and her boyfriend have only known each other for a little over 8 months. Um, oh my god you guys, the baby has been in the oven for 8 months. Are you fucking telling me she got pregnant with a guy she hardly knew? Motherfucker. Seriously?

Perhaps it isn't my place to say, and I know this is REALLY mean but I have no faith in their relationship. I never did and now this just solidifies it. I'm waiting for the jackass to dump her. And, if he does, hopefully I'll have an apartment and she can come live with me and my sister and we can be three chicks raising a baby.

It's not like I'm rooting for their relationship to fail, if it works out, great! But I want her to be happy and this motherfucker... well, he's already struck out 1.5 times. Anymore, I'll kill him, I swear.