So Much Better Than Before!

So I watched MTV's The Search for Elle Woods tonight. First, let me just say I wanted to slap Haylie Duff in the face. I'm not even sure why- she's just annoying. And she looks weird. Sorry. And her voice is annoying. MTV is always picking annoying people (ie- The Hills girls) to host the Legally Blonde things. Just because the show is about a blonde, doesn't mean there needs to be blonde bimbos hosting. But, for the record, Haylie isn't a bimbo. She just pisses me off.

I was a bit upset that they didn't show the actual casting call. Of course, MTV clearly doesn't think this show is going to do well. I believe there are only 8 episodes, which come on at 10 pm on a Monday night. RIDICULOUS. I basically had a heart attack when they showed SETH RUDETSKY. And then I had to quote "The Battery's Down" when Bernie Telsey was one of the judges. And, also, I really love the gay guy from Legally Blonde. Which one? The one was a judge. And, in the show, during Bend and Snap he says "works everytime!" Yup. Pretty much that line is classic.

Well, the girls! What can I say about them? I didn't know half of their names and they were cocky as shit- although, you kind of need to be cocky I guess. Let's just make a list of the people I remember:

Rhiannon- I like her name. She's just so-so for me though.
Cassie S. - She's a geek lmao She looks like she could be kind of psycho. And there are two Cassies so I just called her "Mimi Pants". She had on these teal leggings or whatever they were. For some reason I wrote down that she had good abs (I took notes haha!) but I may be thinking of someone else. She was a pretty good singer though.
Bailey - Legwarmers. Enough said. Oh, and she was cute too. I don't remember how she sang though.
Lauren - She's only 18 so I was rooting for her. But her face is kind of... weird? She's very pretty but I think there's something with her forehead. Or her hair. I was too distracted to listen to her sing.
Emma - She's sort of old looking. And she definitely did not work wonders with "So Much Better". I feel like I should be witty: um... she was "So Much Blander?" I tried.
Celina - She can sing, no doubt. But she looks like she's really tall and she's got a rockstar thing going on rather than Pink and Fuzzy Elle Woods thing. I'd like to see her some more though. (On stage, possibly in my bed...)

There are four other girls left but I don't even remember seeing their audition so I can't really judge them- although, it was more like criticizing their looks, am I right?

I agree with the judges on the girls who got cut. Mary (was that her name?) was too weak. Chloe was cute but she said the word "better" really weird and she kind of failed. Rachel was really dead when she performed. And for Libby, I just wrote "dumb". I'm not really sure what I meant by that. But I think this is the girl who said she was a natural blonde.

Anyways, I look forward to more Elle Woods drama.