So, The Jonas Brothers have purity rings. I probably mentioned that before. Lolz. I think that's adorable buuuuut, they're freaking rock stars plagued by horny teenaged girls. How long could that possibly last?
I'm a little old to be into the J-Bros (Yes. I just called them the J-Bros.) but they are everywhere I look. I can't ignore them. I work at a kids' store- we play their music A LOT. They're not ugly. Except for the oldest one. His hair is curly and he has massive sideburns... that's why I'll call him Sideburns. But he's also 19 and legal and I guess I'm moving out of my a-sexual phase because I really would like to corrupt him. VERY MUCH. Just to do it, you know? I would feel really bad about it... but only afterwards. I've always been into the whole groupie thing haha. Too much information? Too bad.
I wanna fuck a rockstar.
Even if he is on Disney Channel.
And I wouldn't write to a magazine or anything. It'd be my little secret. Well, me and a few other people's little secret. You think I'm not gonna brag about it? Only to people who think I'm not a slut. I'm not. I used to be a-sexual, remember? I haven't even made out with anyone yet. So now my hormones are like raging after all that down time.
They're doing a show near here. I know security is going to be crazy but I'm gonna get to see them. And we're gonna rock all night long *sings* XD And they have said that they would date a fan. I'm not a hardcore Disney-watching-CD-buying fan but I get excited when I see them on tv.
So, I don't really have a plan but I'm gonna do it. XD
6 years ago
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I totally called the old one sideburns too. He's my least favorite, but you can corrupt him all you want :-P
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