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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Victor/Valerie. How I learn the hard way.

So I was internet-less for a while, so i posted my cell number on myspace. You'd think that was a bad idea, considering I have over 300 friends and I don't know all of them. But, I've done it before and haven't had problems. Most people are friend-whores and wouldn't read my bulletins anyways. Before I did it I deleted a bunch of weirdos off my list but still, I didn't catch them all.

There's one guy, Victor, who I added the day before my net got cut off. I already knew he was stupid when he sent me a message. I read it, and 2 seconds later I got another message saying, "Why didn't you reply to my comment that I left you?" So, unfortunately, I forgot to delete him too and he read my bulletin and text me while I was at work. I'll recap, shall I?

July 3rd
Victor: Whats up
Me: Who's this?
Victor: Victor and who is this
Victor: who is this
Fucking retard.
Me: Valerie. Did you get my number off of myspace? I told ppl not to txt me if I didn't know you. hey, it's worked before.
Victor: I have you on my profile
Victor: i have you on my profile
Fucking sent it twice after I didn't answer him.
Victor: Hey?

July 5
He sent me a chain txt. Dumb.

July 7
Victor: Wats up
Me: Please stop txting me, I don't know you
Victor: U have on myspace
All right. What the FUCK? He can't speak english?
Me: So? That doesn't mean I know you sorry gtfo
Victor: wat gtfo
Victor: Wats gtfo mean
Me: Google it. STOP WASTING MY TEXTS
I only get 250 a month :D This is when I should've just ignored him.
Victor: I was guna ask u if u want to be my gf and do you have a picture fone
Victor: I was guna ask u if u want to be my gf and do you have a picture fone
This motherfucker texts me again when I don't answer him. Now I know he's a stupid asshole who's probably 13 years old and has nothing better to do. I decide to humor him. But somewhere at the end of my message I get annoyed.
Me: send me a pic of ur face n I'll get back to you. And how old r u? fucking 12?
Victor: No I am not 12. (Totes did not send a pic.)
Me: Well I'm a lesbian and you're annoying. I don't know you and we don't live in the same state so why would I wanna date you?!
Victor: I am in love with you and I don't mind if ur lesbian
Me: Okay, now I know you're joking. Leave me the fuck alone please
Victor: ur bi
Victor: I want u to be my gf

And that was the last I saw of that bastard. I should harrass him back but he might be a minor. That fucking asshole though. I'm starting to hike up security XD My phone can't block numbers... Sucks. But I think I'm going to stop adding just anyone to my myspace page.

Would it be mean of me to post his number here? It's not like anyone reads it anyway... ugh. I'm SO tempted.

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