Some People Have All the Luck

You know what? I was watching an interview with Bailey Hanks, Broadway's new Elle Woods, and Legally Blonde is the FIRST BROADWAY SHOW SHE'S EVER SEEN. She didn't even see it before she auditioned, I don't think.

Excuse me?

What real person actually has luck like that?

AGH.

I can't even get a JOB. Let alone seen a Broadway show and land a role in it a couple months later. Seriously? God, what is this? Where is my luck? Did I use it all up at birth? I think that's it. I used up all my luck in the first 2 years of my life. Well, thank you, because now I have to live a life that I am not happy with in the least. (Okay, just kidding, I'm happy, but I could be happier. Couldn't we all, though?)

I just don't understand.

I want to be one of those people who randomly get the greatest things in the world. You know, those people who get discovered in a bar or on the street or just on accident. Of course, God also gypped me on the talent. Thanks a lot. (Please don't strike me down, it's a joke.)

That's another thing I don't understand. If I got no talent (English at it's finest, people) what the hell am I supposed to do with my life? I want to be something you know.

Sometimes, I think it would be a hell lot easier if the world just blew up. Everyone would have to die. I'm not really into the whole thing where I'm the only one who dies. Everyone has to go down with me, because my life sucks.