Hand Me the Remote and Fast Forward to the Drama

I'm sitting here, drinking my Crystal Light raspberry lemonade (that I stole from my sister, thanks sis), eating powdered donettes and watching 90210. I missed the premiere, twice, so I figured I'd catch up before it came on tonight. The idea came to light a little too late though: the premiere is 2 hours long, the new episode starts in 15 minutes and I'm not even an hour into the show. AH. That math doesn't add up in the way I want it to!

Really, I'm watching this show because the high schoolers (ugh, can I even call them that? How is that girl supposed to be 16?) are performing Spring Awakening. Ugh. I'm appalled by the whole thing. And I was never really a fan of the original either, although I probably wasn't old enough to grasp the concept anyways. But we'll ride it out. I'm still intrigued.

I've just realized how happy I am to have my fall TV back though. Gossip Girl is my guilty pleasure. What's going to happen with S and D and what's gonna go down when school starts back up. Where's J going to fit in? I AM SO EXCITED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. And why is Nate mackin on an old lady? Unf. I am obsessed. I saw a Gossip Girl calendar at work today- I need it.

I'm also happy for Ellen to be back, even though I fell asleep just before the end of her show today. And America's Next Top Model! Ah, how about that Isis, the first transgender contestant? She is so pretty. All those girls who don't like her- they're just jealous.

I don't know what I'm going to do when The Secret Life of the American Teenager goes off. How campy fabulous is that show? But I think I'll be fine. Just keep the television drama rolling in my direction.