Addicted to Gossip Girl

I am not really one for girly tv shows. But, Gossip Girl has managed to suck me into their madness. I started watching because the beautiful Jesse Swenson, a swing for Broadway's Spring Awakening, was guest starring. You can not just watch one episode. I mean, that show is CRAZY. Those are a bunch of underage, backstabbing, psycho bitches right there. Secretly, I want to be part of that. God. Being all fancy and mean and getting whatever you want. Seriously? There is something strangely attractive about such a life....

Back to Jesse though. He was dating Taylor Momsen, whatever the fuck her character's name is- I don't know. I've only seen 3 episodes. Jenny? Well, she's a poor Brooklyn girl- not really sure how the fuck she's going to this private school in NY? But she is and by dating Jesse's character (Ashfor... or something) she's moving up the social ladder. Wonderful, right? Of course not. Things don't work like that. Jesse is completely gay. He was making out with this little blonde boy. Unfortunately for me, they didn't show it. I was severely disappointed. (Chris Crocker and Jeffree Star made up for it though: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3HHMnJekR-o)

So, now Taylor Momsen is completely on the fritz with her little society friends. *sigh* Don't you just feel for her? Didn't think so.

I figured I would watch a couple episodes of Gossip Girl and then throw the towel in but my Oh. My. God. Michelle Tratchenburg, who was the motherfucking shit when I was a kid, is playing this blackmailing piece of work named Georgina. Oh, she makes the show so sweet. Not only did she out the aformentioned blonde boy to his family, she's fucking black mailing his sister, Serena. She drugged her and made her miss the SATs and now she's got some weird sex tape of Serena. It is so mind blowing. And then, throw a bomb at me, at the end of tonight's episode, Serena says she killed someone. SAY WHAT?! Suddenly Georgina is slightly explained and man, I can't WAIT until next week. I'm pretty confident she killed the guy in the sex tape. But why? And what part did Georgina take in this?

I'm about to piss my pants in excitement.